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The 'Purebred MOXX' Frenchie Skeleton Zip-Up Hoodie 🦴🐾🖤

Let me tell you about the absolute financial ruin that is the love of my life, and why this French Bulldog skeleton is plastered across the back of this hoodie.

A few years ago, I decided I was going to buy a Frenchie. I didn't want just any dog; I wanted the dog. So, I scraped together every single penny I had to my name. I drained the savings, checked the couch cushions, and dropped a staggering $6,000 in cold, hard cash on a tiny, snorting, bat-eared potato named Hank. 🥔💸

I felt like an absolute boss handing over that money. But about thirty seconds after the transaction, the reality of my financial situation hit me. My bank account was a smoking crater. I was officially, spectacularly broke.

I walked outside with this premium, top-tier puppy in my arms and realized a massive flaw in my plan: I had spent $6k on the dog, but I literally didn't have twenty bucks left to buy him a leash or a collar to safely walk him home. 🤡

I stood on the sidewalk, panicking, until survival instincts kicked in. I dug to the bottom of my bag, pulled out my white iPhone charging cord, fashioned a makeshift slip-lead, and tied it around my $6,000 investment. 🔌🐕

Picture it: a heavily tattooed woman, strutting down the street, walking a luxury purebred puppy on a tangled Apple charger. It was the most chaotic, humbling walk of shame/pride I’ve ever taken.

But you know what? That little phone-cord gremlin became my ultimate sidekick. He's been with me through every late-night drawing session, every breakdown, and every victory.

There is just something wild about having a purebred dog that makes you feel like, despite all the mess and the chaos of your life, you made it. You might be eating ramen for a month, but your dog is royalty. 👑🦇

I drew the skeleton of a Frenchie for this zip-up because beneath the premium price tag, Hank is just a bunch of stubborn, heavy bones that anchor me to reality.

Zip this up when you’re out with your own expensive sidekick, or when you just need to channel that chaotic "I’m broke but I look expensive" energy. 🛒✨

The Details 🧵

• The Fit: Relaxed, ultra-comfortable zip-up fit. Perfect for throwing on when your dog insists on going outside at 3 AM. 🌙

• The Look: Custom MOXX French Bulldog skeleton graphic roaring across the back, with the "Purebred MOXX" logo on the front chest. 🦴🐾

• The Vibe: High-end grit. For the girls whose dogs eat better than they do. 🖤

• The Specs: Heavyweight fleece, smooth metal zipper, and deep pockets to hold dog treats (or tangled phone cords).

Show Us Your MOXX 📸

Who is your ultimate sidekick? We want to see you and your expensive best friends. Snap a mirror selfie showing off the back graphic and your dog, and tag us!

Tag @megan.moxx on TikTok and use the hashtags: #MOXXapparel #PurebredMOXX #FrenchieMom #MeganMOXX #StrongerThanTheStruggle