Never Trust Humans LUXE Hoodie MOXX
Never Trust Humans LUXE Hoodie MOXX
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The 'Never Trust Humans' Space Chopper Hoodie 🚀🏍️🖤
Let me set the exact scene that forced me to draw this design.
It was 2 AM on a Saturday, and I was trapped in the corner of a painfully loud, overcrowded house party. The guy next to me, who was wearing sunglasses indoors, had been explaining his "visionary startup" to me for 45 uninterrupted minutes. My social battery wasn't just dead; it was actively rotting. 🪫💀
I looked around the room at the chaos—people spilling drinks, yelling over each other, and generally being absolute menaces—and I realized a fundamental truth: I need to get off this planet. Immediately.
I didn't just want to call an Uber. I wanted to put on a full, pressurized astronaut suit, kickstart a motorcycle, and launch myself directly into the cold, quiet, blessedly silent void of space. 🌌🏍️
People are exhausting. They lie, they ghost, they drink your last beer without asking, and they try to pay you in "exposure." You know what doesn't let you down? The infinite, peaceful vacuum of the galaxy.
I went home, locked my door, and drew this exact graphic. The astronaut on the chopper getting the hell away from Earth, surrounded by traditional tattoo roses and swords because protecting your peace is a battle. And I slapped NEVER TRUST HUMANS right down the sleeve as a bright red warning label to anyone who tries to approach me before I've had my iced coffee. 🛑☕
Sometimes the "struggle" isn't a massive life hurdle. Sometimes the struggle is just surviving a terrible social interaction without completely losing your mind.
Wear it when your social battery is in the negatives and you need the world to give you 50 feet of space. 🛒✨
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5-165 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6-175.3 | 102.9 |
